Prof said “again” like Kool-Aid Man disrupting her class was a frequent occurrence x.com/5thYear/status…

It’s payday

Girl Scout Cookie SZN

this is wholesomeness in a video

me driving past a school zone late to work

the roaches in my kitchen when i turn off the lights

High school teachers: You are to write about the use of the color yellow in The Great Gatsby. If it's less than 10 pages I will CALL THE COPS. College profs: Write about an entire religion. I don't even care which one but if you make me read more than 3 pages I will end my shit.

if ur happy just remember it could always be better

Nobody: Me: iight I’m bout to shower

festivals: cancelled nba: cancelled my work: see you tomorrow

what life feels like right now

I'm sorry if I've watched your Instagram story 13 seconds after it was posted I have Nothing. To. Do.

I hate it

Dreaming of this moment

Social Distancing #HappyEaster

A swear the day’s are just going: 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 3am.

How tf it keep being Friday so fast?