Would

No.

I sincerely want to commit suicide after watching this. The NFL is a fucking joke and women shouldn’t be involved. The cameraman behind this should be sentenced to 20 years of forced labor in the depths of North Korea.

What are all these white whores doing at my cafe talking about calling their daddy????

Lick me dry Elon, you can’t silence Mr. Wright

Ghost Wipes > literally anything ever

Nothing beats getting your last minute bets in while going > 60 mph

Tweeting about getting your bets in at > 60 mph while going > 60 mph has something to say about that

Imagine being in the middle of a shit when the first plane hit

I’ll tell ya one thing, Dan Schneider is a hell of a television show producer.

Don’t you hate when you take a poop at work for a little too long and you gotta walk back into the office like you’re Walt Jr

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Fag #sec #auburn #Augusta #birdie

Nothing worse then taking a personal lap around a crowded bar to only see a bunch of whores from high school @colekageos18

I could see Lamar Jackson playing for Colorado

Does anyone know the bartender at Magerks name? She was really cute but I was scared to ask her