If you're going to use an autodialer, you should at least have the decency to properly introduce yourself so I know who I am hanging up on.

I've emerged from the real world to see the state of Twitter. It has been seen. I hope y'all are doing well. Stay hydrated.

My dear friend,⁦ Maggie Lawson⁩ and I are striding towards the launch of our podcast: ⁦The Psychologists Are In Podcast⁩ The first episode drops TOMORROW 🥳🥳💚🍍💛‼️

I think I feel like writing today.

Lmfao

I'm thinking it's a good weekend for writing and painting. We will see if my two-year-old has other plans.

5 years ago today was the last time I was able to hike Runyon Canyon with my beautiful #LuckyLucy Just 10 days later, I would have the massive stroke that almost killed me. Every step I’ve fought to take since then is to get strong enough to climb back there #SuckItStroke

It's that time of the year again. May the winds be merciful.

GW got me a keyboard designed like a typewriter and mornings will never be the same again. 💕💕💕

Where will we get enough water?? Colorado weighs flooding a popular park in order to meet expanding water demand, which has pissed some people off, and raised a lot of very interesting questions: 🧵

I think it's a good time to start a new project.

How can a comma be so controversial?

To all of those questioning why billion dollar movie got a sequel: Are you okay? Let people enjoy things. The world's bad enough as it is.

Pete 2005-2022 Yesterday Pete had a sausage biscuit; spent a day in the sunshine with his brothers; got lots of love; and ate roast chicken for dinner. He died suddenly less than an hour later in his Daddy’s arms. He was 17. I think the best tribute is just one word: PETE! ❤️

I need to tweet more and/or doom scroll less.

It is permissible in English for a preposition to be what you end a sentence with. The idea that it should be avoided came from writers who were trying to align the language with Latin, but there is no reason to suggest ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong.