my inner clikkie resurrection is coming omfg

i am ASCENDING

every time itv cuts back to Jonathan ross and his friends who love to hear themselves talk #Oscars2024

indeed testing the levels of cunt ?

🚨 🚨 jk rowling has gone WOKE her dog has they them pronouns 🚨🚨

JUST SUBMITTED MY FINAL PIECE OF UNI WORK I AM FREEEEEE

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck

you reckon there’s any normal people in the Coppola family? imagine you’re a normal person with a normal job going to a family party where your cousins are Sofia Coppola, Jason Schwartzman & Nick Cage and Uncle Francis is giving you a lecture about getting on the property ladder

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Happy to use trans rights for a photo op though yeah? Fuck you Keir Starmer

once again my bus hasn’t turned up and i’m gonna be late for work - that’s at least 5 buses in the last week across three different services Translink

Whats the point of liking anything if theres no audience

Trans people and their advocates have been saying for years that transphobia will easily be weaponized against cis and intersex women who don't conform to trad femininity, threatening all women in the process. And that's exactly what is happening

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

Crazy how if you (apparently) have high levels of testosterone TERFs will call you a man but if you’re like okay then I’ll take some more and be a man they’re like NO YOU’RE NOT

In a world full of J.K. Rowling’s be a Will Ferrell.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a gay boyfriend

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked jeff the killer and he said im gonna jeff the kill you