Amish people are the firefighters of humans. No one has a problem with them and there’s probably calendars around with them on it.

Do what do, X 🙏🏼

If practice makes perfect and you practice being useless, one day, you’ll be perfectly useless.

If the words life liberty and the pursuit of happiness don’t include the right to explore my own consciousness, than the constitution isn’t worth the hemp it’s written on. - Terence McKenna

Motorcycles are the leaf blowers of the street

We cannot seek to end gun violence and simultaneously celebrate it

Women telling me how sarcasm works is a new level of insanity

I think I just invented a new sandwich. A patty melt but with a slice of meatloaf instead. Holy moly

This World Series game is going so long the Dodgers stadium is serving RedBull on draft

Hey siri play back to back by Drake #dodgers

A crumb of kindness is a feast to those who are starving.

When a person can't find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure. - Viktor Frankl

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

“It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war” - Miyamoto Mushashi

The beautiful game Pete Blackburn

The reason why dogs don't live as long as we do:" they are born good, they already know the reason and purpose. they have much less to learn than we do about life. They already know." They. Already. Know. 💙

I know of no better life purpose then to perish in attempting the great and impossible -Nietzsche

I love how my mind just turns off when I’m running. All the noise is gone. Just the run and a clear mind is my focus

It’s difficult to think. That’s why most people judge. - Carl Jung

“I found my rhythm when I learned that the step back was all apart of the dance”