*me on facetime* yaar teri skin better ho gayi hai ya naya phone liya hai?

Growth as a product of equality is true growth

if your partner asks you you for a three-some, you’re the ugly one in the relationship.

PM Modi has given AAP the Certificate of India's MOST HONEST party since independence Modi ji unleased CBI, Police raids on me, Manish Sisodia; arrested 21 MLAs, formed commission to examine 400 files & found NOTHING Corruption-free governance is in our DNA- CM Arvind Kejriwal

Insaan buss baaten ch*dne ke liye paida hua hai

Dhuan nahi, saans hun. Zinda nahi, ehsaas hun. 🙏🏽 Koi dedo mujhe gazal likhne ke liye ab

Jo log dukh se wakif hain, unhe harr cheez mei khushiyan nazar aati hain🤲⭐️

Ginger aur wasabi ko mere dost 4 baari pyaaz chutney bol chuke hain.😔

Mei roz post kyun nahi karta? Kyunki meri naukri zinda rehna hai, video banana nahi.

holy shit! PEOPLE!!! moisturise your elbows ffs

Why is it called beef momo and not moomoo?

Insaan chaand tak pahunch gaya hai magar abhi bhi muh mei khade masale aa rahe hain…

The one flaw with a Utopian world is that there is no Utopia outside it.

If they change Khan Market to Ram Market 🥵🥵🥵

Chuppe na chupaye, jab sacch bahar aaye⚡️

#giftedtax

Contentment is the most desired form of happiness.

GQ best dressed event hua and I wasn’t invited? Fir toh GQ theek thaak dressed event hua hoga.

people out here be gagging on di*ks and eating out asses yet im the one who gets a sore throat if I have soda with ice

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