I'll straight up sip from a Big Gulp and gulp from a sippy cup. I really don't give a shit anymore.

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Let’s Monday! Every Monday! Listen 100.7 STAR with the Audacy app! Bubba Melanie Taylor 830am-EST! (Right after Julie Grant - me below if I was on Court TV - couldn’t handle it lol)

In 1991, Pixar struck a deal with Disney to make the first computer-animated movie. At the time, Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull explained, “We didn’t have any storytellers among us.” Catmull and most of his employees were computer scientists. To learn how to tell a good story,

Shout out to the top 5 cloths in the world, wash, table, terry, cut from the same, and loin.

LIVE at the Bubba show breakfast 100.7 STAR

Shout out to the top 5 offs in the world, rip, play, lift, jack and David Hasselh.

This ain't shit. I get seven or eight pairs of Depends thrown on stage every night.

THE LINEUP for SEPT 16th! #NewProfilePic info in bio link

Saturday night! Two shows! Tix at @ArcadeComedy now!

You only hear about folks being nonplussed. Just once I wanna hear someone say, "Bro, I am plussed as hell."

Boom it’s Monday! LIVE w Bubba Melanie Taylor on 100.7 STAR or stream with Audacy!

Shout out to the top 5 lions in the world, mountain, sea, Detroit, Cowardly and dande.

Happy first day of Fall, you imbeciles.

The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAStrike

Okay, fine. I’ll be Speaker of the House.

🚨 Catch Cash Cab's Comedian Ben Bailey 🚕 aka Cash Cab Guy with Jeff Konkle and Aaron Kleiber at @Crafthousepgh on April 17th! 🎟️ bit.ly/BenBaileyPGH24

I'll dress-up if you do... and give you a prize! This month's show is LIVE standup comedy & costume contest... *lemme tell ya about LIVE showssss*

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