me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

I hate when my paycheck already has plans 😭😭😭

sometimes the best therapy is a long car ride and music

my moms yelling at me bc idk her email password

Sometimes things gotta go wrong just to get you right.

When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights.

communication is good, but understanding is everything

“go talk to your hoes” me:

The most dangerous anger is built inside someone with a good heart.

Me: I need to fix my sleep schedule Me at 3am:

I love saying “absolutely not” cause saying “no” just don’t be dramatic enough for me 😭

give me 3 buzzballs and i’ll solve all of jigsaw’s traps

when you got a headache that’s pounding like a mf

When Parker McCollum said “it’s been a hell of a year”, I felt that

“what do you do when you're bored?” me:

this is literally the greatest way to end a convo