Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>

firing this like a broadside cannon into the retard next to me who wont let me merge

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

euromaxxing (living paycheck to paycheck with no prospect of upward mobility)

When I’m having fun on Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

Prospa b2b Josh Baker @ the strait of Hormuz !

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Drake was seen in downtown Toronto wearing a Packers jacket shooting a music video surrounded by massive ice blocks. A clear shot at Caleb Williams for taking the Iceman nickname. 🥶🥶🥶

My grandpa just found out that my sister is bisexual

Year 13 ✅📖 This has been one of the toughest seasons of my career, but as they say, like a phoenix from the ashes, I’ll rise.💯 To the city of Milwaukee, MY city, thank you for the unwavering love and support. 🤎

Chilling.

To avoid burnout use the 30/30 rule: After 30 minutes of work quit and disappear to Southern Europe for 30 years

BREAKING: UFO whistleblower Matthew James Sullivan, who agreed to testify before Congress on alleged secret government UFO programs, died of an accidental overdose, per NY Post.

Un-American as Fuck

The cure for male loneliness is forming a private militia group and reconquering Rhodesia

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