If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows. Don’t you dare act surprised.

I want to be a windows down girly so bad but I simply cannot

That Better Help commercial is my 13th reason.

As a lifelong brunette who barely even dries her hair & cuts it maybe once a month…. I eat upp some hair colorist tiktoks

Every spring I get an uncontrollable urge to go to a tanning bed as if that will solve all my life problems

i absolutely believe in ageism in politics. we need a cutoff point.

Have you seen our double decker Wendy’s

My husband honestly truly makes me laugh every day but what does not make me laugh is any tiktok he bas ever sent me.

David Tepper is the worst thing to ever happen to the state of North Carolina.

Nothing gives me the ick like homes that don’t have area rugs. Do you LIKE stepping barefoot on your cold depressing every day?

abt to go to war (wash my hair)

4th of july being a permanent thursday holiday with a four day weekend every year like thanksgiving would strengthen the american national identity to levels not seen since the 1980s

He can’t destroy the Panthers if he’s busy destroying America

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

“he’ll yes” is an insane thing for my iPhone to keep thinking I wanna say