ME: opening twitter to retweet everything I see.

my nose piercing was one of the best decisions I ever made

What do you mean we “lost” an hour of sleep? FIND IT

THIS IS SENDING MEEEE EMMA???

ASAP Rocky appeared to be struggling in the mosh pit 😂😭

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Nov 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

five minutes with this machine could fix me

She tried to catch him slipping 😂

now i understand her:

WE DON'T TRUST YOU TONIGHT

Drake making fun of Kendrick for having a song with Taylor Swift while this commercial still exists 🤔🤣

A trip here would heal me in many ways

TMZ literally needs to rot in fucking hell.