93.2% of men as tall as Jacob Elordi want to be told what to do because their height makes them seem authoritative and they want to subvert that. And that’s why I’m here!!!

user aangelicina off twt 🪽

my GOD people take twitter so seriously, i promise you barry keoghan isn’t going to see my JOKE tweet about jacob mogging him

it’s saturday but it still applies

He liked tennis skirts and jean cut-offs, but not the kind so short you could see the pockets. He liked ballet flats and heels. He hated sneakers and dress shoes, but was fine with sandals as long as they were worn with a fresh pedicure. He liked thigh gaps, hated cankles. He

‘adoration’ by stephan sinding, circa 1909.

‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ crossed $230M globally. Budget was $80M.

mind you i made this two hours in advance on oscar sunday

Challengers (2024)

after this noah asked jacob to show him how he squirts

‘PRETTY WOMAN’ was released on this day 36 years ago.

good afternoon babes, i fear i have to pull another all nighter….

i want a pretty woman rendition but with me and jacob elordi

jacob elordi as elvis presley in priscilla 📎

icarus and me 🪽💫