You joined twitter. ↓ You didn’t understand. ↓ Forgot about it for years. ↓ Came back randomly one day. ↓ You got addicted.

WORD.

The pain 🥲

Smart people of Twitter, how do you peel off this silver shit without raging and throwing the tube of cream against a wall?

I feel pain relief patches are a scam. They just shift your attention from the lilliputs in your uterus trying to claw their way out to the burning sensation on the skin because of the goddamned patch and don't really do much to reduce the painful cramps.

Andrew Garfield for Saint Laurent.

9/11 but the right date 👍🏼

Took a coffee break at the 10 over mark, superstitiously hoping that not watching a few overs would magically get us a few wickets and came back 20 mins later to see the fucking match had ended. #INDvsENG

CeltX just crashed and I lost 3 hours worth of worth. The worst part is I pressed ctrl+s after every dialogue and I've still lost it all. I think I'm gonna have a breakdown

I just finished a rerun of Modern Family and I'm left with a pit in my stomach. Why is it even legal for a sitcom/mockumentary to be so gut wrenchingly emotional?😭

I really need to stop reading 'kms' as kilometres. The number of times my brain lags when I read "I wanna kms" is unreal.

Big F🙏🏻

Dinesh Karthik is a true finisher.... of hopes for every RCB fan out there.

Madan Kumar Bhenchod! #Jubilee #Jubileeonprime

Malayalam movie credits be wildin

With #KoffeeWithKaranS8 releasing today, I went back to S2 and watched the episode with Rakhi Sawant and my god was I blown away by her candour and honesty! Rakhi was a true icon, honest to her roots and extremely candid. That's the Rakhi we miss. Rakhi sawant

My dad and I watched Premam yesterday and he called me now in the middle of work because he remembered a comical scene from the film and wanted to reminisce it. We recollected two more scenes and laughed our asses off. He is the cutest, made my day🥹