Los plo y los pi

No quiero vender esa entrada :c

Extrañaba tanto Bogotá

Hubiera vendido la entrada a My Chemical Romance cuando la flaca me ofreció comprarla

me di cuenta que nunca en mi vida reaccione como debia cuando alguien me hizo algo malo de ahora en adelante el que me joda come asfalto

Women hate men as a SYSTEM, not as individuals. Men hate women as PEOPLE.

“Um homem não vai te bater duas vezes se você matar ele na primeira. Da cadeia você sai, do caixão não". Elize Matsunaga.

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing

I hate you, I hope you die

Yo era feminista, pero los hombres de aquí me curaron de eso, y ahora soy misándrica

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The

Oficialmente me convertí en el señor que al ver una película cada 10 minutos dice: “propaganda gringa”.

es lo peor que he descubierto en mi vida a partir de ahora le empiezo a decir cuca

when he says something that makes you realize they’re all the same

Men after experiencing 0.00001% of the mistreatment that women have systematically suffered since the dawn of time

Me tocó pagar un motel en Chapinero hoy, ni modo