it was never my responsibility to regulate your emotions.

Idgaf if we met this morning put me first

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides

i highlight black people all year! not just a month

When you go to the store with yo mama after she whooped you

When you’re suddenly in a good mood and somehow become an extrovert for an hour

our mall so ass u walk in looking for a fit & leave with cinnamon bites & lemonade

can i come over to watch movies on my ipad while you cuddle me

WHAT’S WEIRD MARKELIS. TELL ME? WHATS SO WEIRD MARKELIS? YOUR MOTHER NAMED YOU MARKELIS, AND I WILL REFER TO YOU AS SUCH! SO PER MY LAST EMAIL, WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WEIRD , HUH? MARKELIS

when im finally eating so i actually feel my medicine working

i honestly have no words so i will just #observe from now on

#ilovemylocs

social media apps yelling at me to turn my notifications on… never bitch!

when i tell my gf “imy i need u” and she says “see you soon!!!”

Inside used to be punishment lmao

my cartoon era starts march 1 🙂‍↕️ Abbott & Costello Cartoons Addams Family (1974) Adventures of Batman, The Animaniacs Aquaman Astro and the Space Mutts Atom Ant Baby Looney Tunes Batman: The Brave and the Bold Be Cool Scooby-Doo! Beetlejuice Ben 10 (2005) Beware the Batman

Netflix watching Tubi announce all the good shows coming to their app…

good morninggg i love everybody!! yall have the great day that you deserve queens!!

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult.