next time i’m losing an argument with my man i’m gonna say “so you think america hates me?”

I’ll just leave this right here.

What does nicolandria rhyme with? Mitochondria. And what is the mitochondria? The power house of the cell. And so nicolandria is the power house of the villa and therefore endgame

“If we elect Trump, we will be at war within 6 months.” - Kamala Harris

This is explicitly racist. A white guy in 2017 committed the deadliest mass shooting in US history. Does that mean it would be a disgrace to have a white man as president now? Of course not. No logic, just racist propaganda and vibes

i miss harry styles

she’ll be the typa mother that when her and her daughter get into it she’ll say “i guess i’m the worst mother ever then huh”

worry about harry styles

Can you imagine if Biden partied with Epstein for 10 years? And flew with him seven times? And then left him multiple “urgent” phone messages? And then was accused of rape by 30 women? And then lost a civil lawsuit for rape? And then bragged about barging into locker

“and all of a sudden..i hear this agitating graving voice” 😭😭😭

Retweet.

Team Conrad.

The Summer I Turned Pretty the Movie

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

Color me shocked. Any comment, JD Vance?

Trump today:

You cheered these guys on though…