Woman Builds Time Machine to Assassinate Past Self Who Left Laundry on the Bed: ow.ly/5SoU50J2QGv

"men will ask is anyone gonna make this random npc hot and not wait for an answer" Anyways! Had no thoughts, just wanted to make hot captain Vance! #shipoffoolscast #dnd #dndart #ttrpg #ArtistOnTwitter Ship of Fools

Playing Country Album Forward Reveals Horrifying Christian Messages: ow.ly/ISNP50JoCEY

Playing Country Album Forward Reveals Horrifying Christian Messages: ow.ly/CGKU50JpTif

We’re so lucky that William Makepeace Thackeray defeated his evil brother, William Makewar

Doctors Announce If You Have a Stuffy Nose It’s Probably Going to Be Like That Forever: ow.ly/B2pp50JSOpE

Imagine if Air Bud was a human. Interested? Let me introduce you to something called the NBA.

QUIZ: Which Muppet Would Go on a Pity Date With You?: ow.ly/16Jr50KEKH4

Microdosing lunch by having a snack

How to Drive Away Ghosts by Opening Up to Them About Your Feelings: ow.ly/8v1x50LlMbq

Scott Summers and Matt Murdock bumping into each other and accidentally picking up each other’s red glasses from the sidewalk

When choosing a college major the most important factor to consider is how many exclusive rooms on campus each department can give you access to

A cool thing that happened to me this time last year was becoming a Reductress contributor! After many minutes of solemn and agonizing deliberation, I've decided these are my favorite headlines I wrote in 2022:

House of Representatives Agrees to 'Just Do a Silly One' for 13th Speaker Vote: ow.ly/884B50Mkgys

🐙sof60/61 spoilers I actually drew this back in December after ep 60 but now that we've seen her more.. Adriana 🫶🏼 #dnd #dndart Ship of Fools

Yes brother Matthias we’re all very impressed, I just don’t see how a 720 kick flip honors The Lord

part 1 of this! will do more tomorrowwwwww 🫶 #shipoffoolscast

My latest headline for Reductress! (extremely inspired by me imagining telling CEREBRO about my history with the X-Men)

My latest headline!

My latest for Reductress, based on true events