Roger James Hamilton Elon Musk Tesla Absolute and complete trash.

I hope that Turing’s heirs sue you into oblivion. The Turing Trust

Wait. What?

Sander Hoogendoorn at #ArnhemJUG and #scrum never came up 😂

Mine is (ask my team): Do we really need this now?

Small Steps Are the Fastest Way Forward: Life Beyond Agile & Scrum • Sander Hoogendoorn • GOTO 2023 bit.ly/3JrzmME

Great speech from Sander Hoogendoorn ⚡ Day 2 #DevoxxGR

We don't review, we code together.

Every conference I've ever been at
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The problem with trying to sell developer tooling is that developers have no purchasing authority

Salesperson needs to spend $1000? No big deal.
Finance needs to spend $100,000? No big deal.
Engineer wants to buy a $50 book? They need forms signed from their VP in triplicate.

try forever 😔

But seriously, how did Figma beat Sketch?

Sketch: Buttery smooth. 👍

Figma: Like swimming in molasses wearing a giant cowboy hat. 😭

Have you ever left cloud resources running? What did it cost?

iforIterator reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Recruiters nowadays:

We are looking for someone who can connect to the database using CSS

This is what 𝕏 low quality posts look like nowadays.

Altman could have at least wear a shirt that doesn't show he's holding in his belly.

Money is not an object, its a value type.

If money was no object, what would you spend your time doing?