Offer me the world- I’ll ignore you Do the bare minimum- I’ll fall in love with you

If I ever go broke, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs 🥲

You just wanted to be friends but “accidentally” flirted your way into a situationship

Sometimes I get confused which ex to miss when a sad song is playing I’m either over all of them or none of them

North Indians have 100 but show off 110 South Indians have 100 but show off 75

North Indians have 100 but show off 125 South Indians have 100 but show off 75

At a point in my life where my bills come more times in a month than I do

Start insulting people by calling them a dildo because it still means you’re a dick but you’re also fake

Back in the day my mum had a problem with me having a boyfriend and now she has a problem with me not having one

If you think I’m flirting with you I’m just being friendly If you think I’m weird and I make you feel uncomfortable then I’m probably flirting with you

Tell it crashed #Coldplay #BookMyShow

Pls don’t lie guys with fake edits of being in a queue #BookMyShow #Coldplay

Do you even have so many tickets #BookMyShow #Coldplay

It’s not a Rohit Shetty film. It’s a Narendra Modi film #SinghamAgain

Dating apps in short 1. Good looking guys are short 2. Tall boys are not looking for anything long term 3. Despite all this when I happen to like someone they’re looking for “intimacy, without commitment”

2024 was the year of crazy collabs, and y’all still managed to stay single? 😭

How do I gauge if the guy I’m seeing is not seeing other people 🙃 Or is it sus to go out with people from dating apps

Dating apps are so weird, now 4 random boys know I have an upset tummy so I’m staying in this Saturday

I know men and women who like Taylor Swift music I know men and women who like Metal music I know women who like Taylor S AND Metal music WHERE ARE THE MEN WHO LIKE TAYLOR S AND METAL MUSIC? #taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl #MetalMusic