"No hate. No fear. Immigrants are welcome here." #NoBanNoWall #nomuslimban #MuslimBanprotest 🇺🇸

Don't worry J.K. Rowling, we've still got some sense in our heads #stillafan #keepitup

BREAKING: State Department reverses visa cancellations for foreigners after judge puts hold on Trump executive order.

Trump has to learn the very important truth stated by Washington AG Bob Ferguson: "No one is above the law, not even the president." x.com/realDonaldTrum…

I am not good at running.

Guys my roommate legit asked me if I really didn't want to see his drawers #noidont #whyisyourlaundryinthebathroom

Legit awoken by a nibble on my foot from my critter mouse friend. proceeded to chase for a couple minutes, yet still find leavings this week

.@StephenHicks23 think I could land a reporter's job with this quality journalism? #inquirewithin

@Drew_Wartenburg @Rach_Mitchell NorCal Distance New Balance Running Notes well taken from master Yoda

Pic of missing spine of most GOP elected leaders should be on side of milk cartons. Last seen Oct 2016. Abducted by a man wearing red tie.

He is no longer a Robby, Robby Andrews is a grown man and you will call him Robert.

Hey Al Yankovic, you should make a song called "I like frittatas", see @BIGBABYDRAM. First one's on me, next one will cost you #welcome

Miss you already bruh, I cry for you, huge inspiration. Rest In Peace David Torrence x.com/alter_g/status…

Societally, we may have stooped to an all-time low: Tov Lo just put out a song called "Disco Tits"...

Hick-looking old white dude playing harmonica right now, kinda nice. This moment brought to you by BART. Thanks Bay Area

In a classic turn of events, harmonica dude reported a ghost person screaming "IT JUST DOESNT MATTER!" To BART conductors. #classic

Second that x.com/omfgchocotaco/…

Nice BART. Only one person who could stain the train like that. #goodjob