louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

"pronouns are confusing" what the fuck is football. genuinely what the fuck is going on in football. i am 23 years old and i have never once in my life grasped what the fuck is going on in football.

trying out these looong tweetes +-------------------------------------+ | | | 𝘾𝙑𝙎/𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 | |

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

Spotted this continuity error in TITANIC. As the ship is sinking this guy starts singing “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio. The Titanic sank in 1912, “Gangsta’s Paradise” wasn’t released until 1995, over 80 years AFTER Titanic sank. A bit of an embarrassing mistake really 😬😬

listen up, stupids: Fox News lied to you about the 2020 election. they lied to you and they knew they were lying. yell at me all you want, but Rupert Murdoch testified to this, under oath. how's it feel to be played like a fiddle

Her 17 year old son just got a 15 year old pregnant.

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

Jesus Christ chiropractors are terrifying

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.

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Maybe cable news channels can take a tiny break from covering what Trump had for lunch to show the massive crowds of young people flooding into Nashville to demand Republicans pass gun reform.

This an image you haven't seen today because mainstream media has been covering Donald Trump's motorcade & plane all day long. These are Nashville students walking out today, sick and tired of the NRA and Republican inaction. The youth WILL save us, once again.

Republicans are so flabbergasted over their inability to connect with young voters it’s almost comical. You wanna know why they hate you and upwards of 90% of them will never vote for you GOP? I’ll break it down for you (Thread)

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Okay, who did this??!! 🤣🤣

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.