Booked Hendrix’s pool party for his FIRST BIRTHDAY today. What?! How?!

I'm this old

I’m so bad at antibiotics

Norton = Riverdale

I just wanna take all the babies who don’t get loved like they should😩😭

I would post a picture of my kid in his cute July 4th outfit, but he pooped up to his neck. So.

Thankful for quiet mornings, my Bible, and Starbucks K-cups

Hendrix’s hair is soooo close to being long enough for a boy bun 😬😍

My one year old is already learning how to throw a fit. O__o HELP!

“Judas wasn’t good at anything, but he was perfect at his purpose.”

Studies show that if you take a shot of water every time you hear the term “open concept” on HGTV, you will meet your daily requirements within 3 hours.

Just because you “don’t realize” you’re being racist does NOT mean you’re not being racist/offensive. If you don’t know, then learn.

choice—->habit—->automatic

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I need some new fall clothessss😬🛍

Just took a two hour nap and I already feel like a nicer person

I push people away without realizing it.

I’ve got to stop following all these boutiques on Facebook

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