have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.

One of the strongest arguments for teaching classic literature is simply this: If students are never asked to inhabit minds from other times and cultures, they will confuse their own narrow historical moment with universal truth. The canon is an antidote to chronological

I was reading Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground with a group of 9th graders. One student announced, "There is no way someone could actually feel like this on the inside." A classmate replied: "I feel like this every day." The first student was stunned. His understanding of

my red flag is: i don’t want to date. i want magically end up in a long-term, emotionally secure relationship.

good to see he got his coin back

im not on hinge or bumble or any of those dating apps. im just on here and also sometimes im at the grocery store

🦈: “I’m fine, gwenchana”

Der frühe Vogel fängt das Butter Croissant

The last memory he has of me is my insistence and intensity in trying to fix things. My last memory of him is the indifference and coldness with which he treated me.

Baby platypus.. 😊

België stuurt één militair naar Groenland.

Living Alone Paco Yao

Let us not waste our time and energies chasing after appearances. Rather, let us learn from John the Baptist to remain vigilant, to love simplicity, to be sincere in our words, to live soberly, and to cultivate a depth of mind and heart. #GospelOfToday (Jn 1:29-34)

Fumbling a lover girl and leaving her anxious, confused, and sad, is the reason why you’ll start balding btw

me: “i’m so tired” also me: *stays up four more hours because it’s the only time no one’s demanding anything from me and the night feels safe and infinite*

us if we were small turtles right before being blown away by the bubble machine

The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”

VERY Cambridge problems: trying to pay your bar bill (£7.30) and getting the online transaction refused because you didn't list the payee's full title: Gonville and Caius College in the University of Cambridge founded in honour of the Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary