my shadow disconnected from me and stopped following me around i saw him getting a smoothie the other day and he had a leather jacket on didn’t say a word to me

Eating an aesthetic meal to soft rock instrumental Eiffel 65

I'm saying

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Up early and well vittled at the public house of one McDonald, whom I gather is a rich man & quite pouerful, but presents himself in effigy in the person of a clown. And my lady Cardwell fondled me quite jollily beneath the tables there.

College deadass

At the bar o rdering a drink called ‘A real bullet not lying we are going to load a gun and shoot you in the face not a drink no alcohol nothing but hot lead’ $11.50

Hear ye hear ye my son's a wuss he was just born

Eating the margarita with a spoon and the shrimp bisque straight out of the bowl

Yall mind if I turn [redacted] years old

quora is a freaky ass website bro

You gotta give a Chinese buffet grace for food poisoning cause they done always been there for you and always will

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Rendezvous at the fart huffing chamber