when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other

Me saying goodbye to my first job the one that accepted me when I had no experience but knowing I had to move on for a better life:

Teacher: Why do humans have different blood groups? Me: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours. Teacher:

I installed WIFI dude . They went crazy .

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

drake... wheres the house?

What's really happening behind the dresser when you go to plug something in: 😭

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

They said this is Spirit airlines dropping off customers mid-flight right after they shut down

Mf this is Mater 😭

me playing MLB the show

"Tell me more about yourself" Me trying to remember who i am:

I ain't the smartest man in the world but is that a dinosaur

Dana White honestly only bought the Powerslap company so when people g00gle “Dana White” + “powerslap” the search results won’t come up with this video of him hitting his wife

One of my favorite Jauan Jennings moments: