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If your girl hits you with the “you can make decisions too” hit her with the “this is your world, I’m just livin in it.” Watch how fast she 🥺 and makes the decision.

i actually think i am such a cool human. i really like me. and after really really not liking me for a long time it feels really good. i just be vibin w myself like hell yeah bitch i love u

I’m so big on “just say that” cause I swear all you gotta do is just say that.

me : Valentine’s is overrated, you should show your significant other you love them everyday also me : having surprises plan for Alyssa everyday this weekend

Priorities amiright

Just found out that I dropped my sister on her head when she was a baby. Life has never made more sense than it does in this very moment. 😂

Who can hook me up? Thanks in advance

Grandpa: You know why the Easter Bunny hides his Easter eggs? Me: Why? Grandpa: Because he doesn’t want anybody to know he’s been screwing the chickens Happy Easter Everyone 🐣🐰

Michelob ULTRA will send me a care package if I get 250 RT’s! I don’t ask Twitter for anything but I’m asking for this! Help ya girl out and RT this 🙏🏼

I no longer pour into cups that don’t pour into mine. KNOW YOUR WORTH.

*watching Greys last night* Me : if I was a surgeon, what do you think my specialty would be? Alyssa : trauma *laughs* I hate it here 😂

I physically can’t imagine being the father of a child and not ever trying to see them or be a part of their life or helping with them in any way. Blows my mind.

Posting your “son” on your social media and the only way you get those pictures to post is through social media because you don’t care to try and see your son in person. Lmfaooo.

I NEED ITTTT 🤤🤤

I have one adorable pup still available to go to a great home! Let me know if you’re interested!