After watching a rather funny video yesterday on facebook, with a poor girl trying to get into the Spanx she ordered from China, I was inspired to write some poetry for the first time in months!! Pam Ayres MBE always my inspiration :) #funnypoem #humour #ripoff #poetry

My youngest is a budding artist. He just sent me this to print on a T-shirt for him. Not bad eh?? #art #artist #jotaro #characterdesign #son #comics

Sharing some bloopers to bring a smile to Friday!!

It's been quite the week so to lift the spirits I'm doing a full hour for the #FamilyStargazeWithMark tonight. All starts at 8pm. If its clear where you are collect the family, wrap up warm and let me guide you around the night sky.

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What’s yours? #funny #humour #comedy #justforfun #justforlaughs

Check out Amanda Carrington AC's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/JFT8fxP/

PSA treat your masks as you’d treat your underwear 🙌😂#facemasks #2020Life #getitright #comedy #humour

Dos vidas separadas y destinadas a encontrarse en las viñas de #LaTemplanza. Descubre su destino en Prime Video.

Karma’s here 🙌 #DeppVsHeard #DeppHeardTrial #deppheard #depp #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

So I was curious to know who Eve Barlow is but it looks like she’s been suspended!! #JusticeForJohnnyDeppVirginia2022 #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #karma

So if lawyers are given interviews to the media now, does that mean Team Depp can just play the Australia audio where Amber Heard sobs her abusive face off about not meaning to chop off JD’s finger 😭😭😭’ ???

This sums everything up perfectly. Thank you Natalie Whittingham Burrell 🐥 on Thread Reader App threadreaderapp.com/thread/1532301… #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppGotJustice

Wake up America 🇺🇸 #AbortionIsHealthcare #abortionrights #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #AbortionBan

Just boarded my Ryanair flight from Birmingham to Bcn and had to clean the seats before I could sit down. Half a sandwich (egg mayo), a 2l bottle, baby seatbelt and crisps all over the place. That’s a first!!