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A_Dad_in_The_Burbs

@a_burbs_dad_

'Dawg'(college thing)/18+only/Real Dad/part-time Twatter/Dad has needs/Secret exhibitionist/Losing Dad bod fight/byebye 50s/5-10, 180/Dance podcast 4 fun👇

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Avatar, cartoon, Snapchat filter fun. I really need an AI app that allows and create sexual content!!i can pretend im getting more action than I actually do. All apps bust me when they detect cock.

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Even after slurping a nice load, I feel like giving some back... Maybe an angry load shoved in someone with Birds losing so far, and a chance at#2 seed. Go birds

Even after slurping a nice load, I feel like giving some back...
Maybe an angry load shoved in someone with Birds losing so far, and a chance at#2 seed. Go birds
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Missing MAL this weekend. If you get in, especially the host hotel, it is so much crazy fun. Missing Claire, but been shopping since I bet he'll be selling out of merch! cockeyekink.myshopify.com

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I'm thinking about it! I want to touch it. After three days of moving snow and ice, I dont want to do my real job and want to reward myself a little.

I'm thinking about it! I want to touch it.
After three days of moving snow and ice, I dont want to do my real job and want to reward myself a little.
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Another random cold weather activity. Waking up horny as fuck, stuck my left hand under me to catch pre cum, and it started to feel pretty good, slippery and wet. So I fucked it.

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Sumthin to get sweaty with... workout mix from last week's p-cast. I need a sweaty workout partner! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/26-…

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Dressed for drinks, the undressed. Too much advertising? "Something that says, I'm not a whore, but I'm not virgin either." Yeah right. Maybe more like I AM a horny whore, begging to be groped. That's it.

Dressed for drinks, the undressed.  Too much advertising?  "Something that says, I'm not a whore, but I'm not virgin either."  Yeah right. 
Maybe more like I AM a horny whore, begging to be groped.  That's it.