Well America has Fanduel.

Lindsey Graham needs to be removed from the Situation Room. I don't want to hear one word from a guy with no kids, desperately sending our sons and daughters into war on the ground in Iran.

Step 1 in deescalation must be restraining the Israelis, otherwise all efforts to negotiate will follow this pattern: POTUS publicly announces deescalation. Israel takes major strikes to destroy the negotiations & in turn weaken our ability to negotiate. The war accelerates.

No one is ever going to believe us when we try to explain President Trump to future generations 😂🤣

House Democrats Kids, kids! You’re both just... awful.

Remember when the US spent 20 years in Afghanistan, replacing the Taliban with the Taliban?

“Judeo-Christian” literally wasn’t a thing 250 years ago, let alone a thing our country was founded on. We are a Christian nation, and I’m running for Governor to revive that.

I’d rather be canceled by society than rejected by Christ.

Meanwhile Bernie Sanders in 2015.. "Open borders? … That's a right-wing proposal which says essentially there is no US. It would make everybody in America poorer…"

Theo is all of us rn

Joe Rogan: "I dont think anybody should have nuclear weapons." Theo Von: "Israel gets to have them." Joe Rogan: "Allegedly." Theo Von: "Everything is allegedly with them. Except for the genocide."

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

SINGER: O O O O’Reilly’s auto parts… ME: OW!!!

shooting a 113 in these would go so hard

EA Sports realizing they have to competely recode the transfer portal in CFB27

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

Im being 100% serious there was zero chance Trump was gona blow up the world right before the Masters

Turned on the Par 3 contest and immediately see Jason Kelce

The PGA talked down so much on the LIV for not being traditional and here they are at the masters turning into the LIV.

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.