My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

Lotta people got wings that day.

Knew this mf couldn’t live with the embarrassment of having a candy bar put on his head in front of everybody.

I hope this doesn't affect Trump's handicap

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." —F.D.R. "No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." —Thomas Jefferson "Missed me, faggot." —T-Money

Where are the rooftop Koreans when you need them?

I was already mourning the loss of Corey as one human being to another. I now wish I had known him, as I suspect we would have been friends.

Got some p-u-s-s-y yesterday 😎

I would write the Hulk Hogan RNC speech segment as if it was the cold open to an episode of Raw. Hulk Hogan starts off his speech in character. After about a minute, Ric Flair's music hits and he comes out, cuts a promo, and drops an elbow on his jacket. They tease having a

Billy Beane: I’m just saying you can't start Biden at President. Art Howe: Well, I am starting him at President. Billy Beane: I don't think so. He plays for Delaware now.

This one GOT ME. What a beautiful way to end his acceptance speech. Congrats to Jim Leyland! Looking forward to see how Detroit will honor him soon at Comerica Park. 🥲 (Video courtesy of MLB Network)

the angle of his face and eyeline is a dead giveaway, dude only has eyes for one thing

Really disappointed with Despicable Me 4

Land Hoe

FULL WHAT????

There's no force stronger in the universe than a middle-aged man stimulated on Mountain Dew and Marlboro Red.

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No fap? No problem. Got a lil p-u-s-s-y today, baby 😎

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.