Hate to break this news, but being likable at work is actually required for progress.

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...

Dave Chappelle: "They said "But Saudi Arabia killed a journalist." "I mean, Israel's killed 240 journalists... I didn't know y'all were still counting."

No words.

Trump: "Iran is run by lunatics” Meanwhile on Israeli TV israel politicians are quoting Hitler: “As Hitler said, 'I cannot live if one Jew is left,' we can't live here if one [Palestinian] remains in Gaza.”

It came out that Puka is a literal alcoholic and it got less coverage than Jalen Hurts

A society that normalizes rape and racism as a political demand has lost every shred of humanity and has no moral ground to stand on. Isreal is more than evil

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work and just stay home.

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

Grown adults claimed he’d declare sharia law lmfao

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

Buddy I will walk down to DC and rewrite the constitution myself if it’ll get him in the White House

You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

Don’t ever forget: the ONLY difference between you and the people of Gaza is geographic luck. Nothing else.

I don’t live in the US but a friend who live there just told me about a new version of the American Dream: - A used Toyota Corolla - No credit card debt - A Costco membership - Being able to pay rent without roommates Is this real?

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

He has done more to help people in 100 days than the orange pedophile has done in both of his failed terms combined