My votes were: 1st preference: to remain in the EU 2nd preference: bend the bar into a semicircle now please

Pac-Man Ball is the pinnacle of human achievement and must not be adulterated with fivers wrapped round sticks and the like that a) are impossible to get out of the machine and b) ruin the carefully balanced 2p dynamics.

Probably what I would have been doing anyway

This is turning out to be the weirdest 2-year wedding anniversary ever. (The 2 comes from the fact that it's in L²).

I'm continually baffled by the standard consumer affairs column style of addressing their correspondent but mostly just telling them facts they already know

Finally a personalised content topic I'm actually interested in

I wish we could go back to the time when the quiz show were recorded, when all information was correct.

Look, does she face a confidence vote or not?

This is tonight! Watch me do fractions with beer.

I have done another Listener crossword in today's Times! Available in all good Tesco Expresses that used to be newsagents.

Which is dafter: the fact that these flapjacks are being sold as "porridge to go" or that the two-pack is 5p cheaper than the single?

The eleventh in our series of collaborative crosswords. The Crossword Centre's March challenge - Round Robin XI wp.me/p7qTXm-aB

This is obviously nonsense and just reinforces my previous belief that the backfire effect is real and common

I set this puzzle for the Crossword Centre: ℹ️ It's free! ℹ️ It's not too difficult I think! (as far as these things go) ℹ️ You can win an actual real prize!

I set this crossword, which you can buy in the i today or tomorrow even though that's not how newspapers work. Plus it's only like a pound or something and probably has some other bits in too

I set today's Listener Crossword. Bank Holiday lockdown weekend is clearly the perfect time to take up solving unnecessarily convoluted crosswords. (Also available in staying-in friendly PDF form.)

Tomorrow we're on the telly again, for the semi-final of Only Connect! BBC2, 8pm. Time to face the formidable Lindsay + double Alans! bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Only Connect question editor David McGaughey or ... has written about #onlyconnect Series 16: qqq.vc/oc16thoughts

Every month, Paul Taylor and I produce a sheet of word, number and logic puzzles for cool people. You can sign up to get them every month for just £2/4, by visiting patreon.com/puzzlebomb - next sheet is out tomorrow!

In this weekend's The i Paper, #Inquisitor 1795: Come Into Force by Apt, Check's Shady Solution 1793 & Games or Puzzles? in Clue Corner Derek Harrison J.M. Summers Oly Duff Brew York SquareRoutes Mick Hodgkin Sowmya Alan Connor @_kenmac