Opinion | Scottie Scheffler’s arrest on the way to Valhalla could have been avoided if the Mayor and His Allies had listened to me and conducted a proper traffic study. #a2council

by Elizabeth Nelson

#a2schoolboard

The AAPS Trustees, who are elected via nonpartisan elections, have plunged our schools into crisis. To avoid this same fate, the City must immediately move to publicly-funded nonpartisan elections.

by Ron Weiser (R) Campaign Fund Recipient and former #a2council CM Jack Eaton

If Mayor Taylor is serious about unity, he will put a worm into his own brain. #a2council

Scoop | Former #a2council member Jeff Hayner upset that RFK's brain worms are getting more attention than his are. 'Mine are alive and well,' he proudly announced.

Mayor Taylor promised us disruption. We are in his way. And by “we,” I mean “people who voluntarily sold our homes at a huge profit and moved to Pittsfield Township.” #a2council

by Local in Pittsfield Township

Ann Arbor Pitchbot BREAKING: My Dad’s Best Friend’s Cousin Who Was Top Of The Class Of 1967 Lived In This Dilapidated Home. Now Ann Arbor Wants To Demolish It.

At MLive, we cover local land use politics with the highest standards of fairness and objectivity. That's why our lead story today will be: “711 Church high rise rises highly at #a2council and will now be built into a high rise next to other high rises high rising high rise.”

Ann Arbor Pitchbot Analysis | As a graduate of UofM I was able to work hard and buy a house for two bags of onions. But do we really want this generation of graduates to do the same?

At MLive, we are constantly pushing the boundaries to deliver high quality local news. That’s why we’re currently spending the morning manipulating our kerning settings to see how many times we can say “high rise” in one 800 word piece. #a2council

Last night #a2council approved a project that will supply hundreds of units of housing and millions in tax revenue. At MLive, we are planning on covering this story through the lens of a retiree living in a million dollar home bought for two sacks of onions in 1977.

Opinion | FUCK YOU KIRK WESTPHAL #a2council

Is the University of Michigan safe for Jewish students? We talked to a billionaire alumnus who lives in Florida and a 65-year-old holocaust denier who has picketed a synagogue every Saturday for the past 20 years.

We wanted to know if anyone actually gives a shit about the Onion Dome house, so we interviewed four boomers loitering outside of Stadium Hardware, two campus landlords, and one drunk frat bro barfing in the alley next to Rick’s. #a2council

Opinion | I just sold my dumpy ranch for almost 3/4 of a million dollars. Could someone explain to me (with actual numbers if possible) what the Ann Arbor 'housing crisis' is? #a2council

by Arienne Leggensalmon

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Onion domes are among the best tools from the point of view of fighting gentrification. Elevators, study lounges, & treadmills for residents would be almost as bad as new market-rate housing, because it would attract new settler-colonialists due to the amenity effect. #a2council

Mlive article: 'A car was found nearly vertical after a signpost interfered with its direction of travel. The signpost was not wearing high viz paint, and failed to look both ways. 'It came out of nowhere,' according to the driver, who was not cited in the accident

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Holidays | On this #ArborDay it is important to remember that it was fine to clear-cut old-growth forests to build my house 50 years ago, but it's an ecological disaster to clear-cut the old-growth dandelions behind the Whole Foods loading dock to build new apartments. #a2council

The Editorial Board | This esteemed news organization would never develop an online correspondence with, or share posts suggested by, The Mayor And His Allies. #a2council