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Grumpy townie since 1983. Sometimes parody is indistinguishable from reality. DM your pitches. they/them. @[email protected]

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Opinion | Ann Arbor now has its own "bridge to nowhere." Is Mayor Taylor as bad as Sarah Palin, or is he worse? #a2council reddit.com/r/AnnArbor/com…

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My four year old was learning to count when he turned to me gravely and asked, “daddy, how many new high rises are being built in Ann Arbor?” When I told him, “I can't count that high, I don't have enough fingers,” he started crying. #a2council mlive.com/news/ann-arbor…

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BREAKING | Kamala Harris has announced that Mayor Taylor will be her running mate. If #a2council wants to unify the city, they must appoint Peter Meijer to replace him. by Elizabeth Nelson

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Whether it's in choosing a running mate or Spartans burning comfy seating in victory, both sides have issues with those who love couches.

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Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I learned that Kamala Harris wants Ann Arbor to build new housing that will ruin the character of my neighborhood. #a2council by Anna Handrail

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Expose | After backroom legume shenanigans, Washtenaw Dems used their noodles to vote on endorsements for local races. Proving yet again, where there's a Wilk* there's a way. #a2council #a2schoolboard

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Weather | By getting her propositions on the ballot, Elizabeth Nelson has critically weakened the mayor, disrupting his weather shield powers. #a2council

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Politics | President Biden, upon learning that Bike Party will end at Washtenaw Dairy, has scheduled a trip to Ann Arbor this Friday. #a2council mlive.com/politics/2024/…

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In this midwestern college town it was tradition: park my pickup outside the stadium at golden hour while Rachel is trying to take a photo, then drive off 5min later. But now the woke photographer mob is taking that all away.

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Elizabeth Nelson denounces Michigan court for taking RFK off of the ballot. "Removing a spoiler candidate sets a bad precedent that will impede our effort to elect conservatives in Ann Arbor. I will issue an official-looking Supreme Court opinion that overturns this." #a2council

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Today my eighty-four-year-old dad turned to me gravely and asked "son, why won't Mayor Taylor fix proposal D?" When I told him "because it's illegal to fix a charter amendment, no matter how poorly worded," he started crying. #a2council

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My four year old was reading the Detroit Legal News when he asked me gravely, “mommy why did the Michigan AG conclude that Prop D was illegal?” When I told him, “because Nessel probably took 100 dollars from the Mayor’s PAC,” he started crying. #a2council

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Advice | Get out of trouble with this one weird trick—simply explain that you were speaking the phonetic sounds without euphemism. huffpost.com/entry/conserva… #a2council by Elizabeth Nelson

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My 3-year-old was eating peas when he asked me gravely, “mommy why is the proprietor of Ann Arbor’s 3rd ranked conspiracy blog quitting Nextdoor?” When I told him, “because the mayor’s cyberbullies want to silence her gas leaf blower takes,” he started crying. #a2council

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Big out of town donors have an outsized influence on Ann Arbor elections. That's why I teamed up with out of town landlords, Republicans, and Scio Township's most divisive person to stop it. #a2council by Elizabeth Nelson

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Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I learned that Lisa Disch outraised Anne Bannister, so now I’m willing to use the city’s general fund to pay Republican candidates to run against Democrats on #a2council