me: this is my horse mayo friend: why did you call him that? mayo: [neighs]

Free vaccine = free ticket! Get a Covid-19 vaccine at the Coca-Cola Roxy tomorrow and receive a free ticket to tomorrow’s Atlanta Braves game! ➡️ Braves.com/roxyvaccine

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

I answered a random call with “Mr. President, need advice again…” Anyways I hope this job interview goes well🤡

Food, water, and shelter. Everything else is a side quest.

WE DID IT GO BRAVOS WORLD SERIES BABYYYYYY

$100 idea: Spud gun shot fries

I drink coffee at night so I have more energy to go to sleep

Man I miss the ETrade baby

Caray Twins Named Newest Sod Poodles Broadcasters "Their unique style and knowledge of the game along with being the next generation of the most legendary baseball broadcast family made this the only move for our organization and fans." - Tony Ensor 📰: atmilb.com/3urYLOd

stay tuned im about to get dumped

It’s humiliating having a test on the last day of finals🙃

There’s a fine line between a gymnast and a tightrope walker

Moved out of my apartment w/o posting a single goodbye pic. You’re welcome 🫡

To this day, the highest compliment I’ve received was “these onions are diced well” from a line cook. I think about this often. It drives me.

me staring at the ATM when I'm done just to make sure that mf go back to the home screen 👀😂

Unreal

Omar Kayyali lost his younger brother to cancer, which helped inspire his passion for medicine and helping others. During his four years at #GeorgiaTech, he helped raise over $300,000 for St. Baldrick's Foundation.  After graduation, Kayyali will be working for VERO-Biotech in Atlanta. 🐝🎓

Melatonin is so underrated. Lot of people sleeping on it tbh