i always love to hear a story where two lovers realized that they had been in the same place at the same time before they officially met. like oh, the world has been wanting you two to meet all this time. it's just as eager as you are, but it must wait for the right moment.

me: “sorry for not answering i was busy” also me:

cuando vi a Bad Bunny recortado

Está vaina es como tocar el cielo

Cuando has dao 15 vueltas por La Cerra y ya te importa un carajo el carro, los guardias y la vida

no confío en nada q tenga 2 cabezas y no piense con ninguna

Lo mejor de ser bartender son los trucos con la cocina

she’s the main character

los hombres nunca van a entender el vínculo entre las chicas y "dancing queen" de mamma mia!

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries narrator: the case was never solved me:

Holy shit! This is what happens when women design shoes.

to the person behind me with LED headlights

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

Rent.

El procedimiento y la recuperación es increíblemente dolorosa y no se la recomiendo a nadie.

Cancers fighting scenarios they made up in their heads.

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered