Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behavior patterns and bullshit.

Yall be trying to show terrible niggas that yall a good woman. I don’t be caring. I’m good to who is good to me and a bitch to a hoe.

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep … iphone: ok so i didn’t do it

I literally cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

Me when the maintenance man comes

There was a race for babies who could only crawl. lil girl came ready to crawl like the others… but suddenly she stood up for the first time and walked to the finish line. And the sweetest part? None of the other moms complained. They just cheered and celebrated the moment. 🥹

I was on a bus today where a guy was continuously asking a girl for her number and was kind of harassing her. She said no multiple times. Thankfully, there was a 50-year-old man who stepped in and stood behind her until her stop. When she got off, the older man asked the boy who

late night phone calls always come with bad news it seems.

Nobody tells you that some of your biggest milestones happen quietly. No party. No post. Just you, standing in your kitchen, realizing you finally feel okay.

why nobody ever wanna take accountability for the shit they be doing to me 😂 like EVER, i’m always in the wrong simply for my reaction.

unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong

the ability to go back and forth with someone cleverly and playfully without it immediately being interpreted as flirting is a dying art and i miss it deeply. good banter is just good banter. it is its own thing.

My favorite part of the resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left Him! Don’t let anybody find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

I think self disciplined people are trustworthy people. They not playing w nobody cause they not playing w themselves.

I watched a toddler drop her ice cream in the parking lot yesterday. Full meltdown. Her dad didn't rush to fix it. Didn't offer solutions. He just sat down on the hot asphalt next to her and said, "That really sucks, doesn't it?" They sat there together for a full minute.

Being dusty for years should be studied cause ain’t no damn way 🤣🤣

No one talks enough about how draining it is for a woman to keep extending grace to a man who never meets her halfway. At some point, love stops feeling like love and starts feeling like self betrayal.

I’ve been moving with intention lately so when a man says he wants to see me or asks when we’re gonna hang out, I simply say “go ahead and plan it out. Let me know and I’ll make myself available.” Im here to tell you I have yet to see a man lmao 😭😂