It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.

no one: my legs:

i see my future and it’s bright

i will never forget the collective gasp at the theater when alex's mom opened the car's door. a genuinely chilling moment

me october 1st

HAPPY HALLOWS EVE POOKIES 🖤🎃

i waited all year for October and it’s almost over

In Shrek 2 the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

nah you know what’s really lame? walking shohei ohtani 5 times 😂

"Fuck you, motherfucker"

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

Just retire, pop pop.

Tony Romo talking about Josh Allen

The Broncos have eliminated the Bills from the playoffs

The range this woman had!!!! We will never forget you Catherine O’Hara!!!

notice how she’s up on stage and you’re not

the first 5 seconds …… zendaya might needa start campaigning for the biopic hunni …

she really sat down with the president of disney channel and said i wanna make history... and that's what she did

She had the opportunity to make the most iconic thing ever and she did it.