just made myself cry laughing after referring to bob’s burgers as “boob’s boogers”

It’s giving Season 1 Barry trying to do a dramatic scene in Cousineau’s class

there’s a joke here somewhere idk

I can never go to the US open because I don’t like honeydew 😔

Adam Levine before writing She Will Be Loved in 2004

Having a garden state parkway service area named after you is the jersey equivalent of being knighted

he’s getting back into the novelty chewing gum biz Time Crisis

Pronouncing BeReal like cereal

except EWR bc jersey is built different

huge day for UTI girlies newjersey.news12.com/acting-gov-scu…

the snapchat explore page is unhinged, pure chaos…a fever dream…the doodlebob of social media..fucked up but you can’t look away… I’m laughing & crying & I’m scared

this is actually the bathroom in the Acme in jersey city

killers of the flower moon

This is an Action Bronson lyric

and if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills….no you didn’t 🙈😜🤭

every time I learn about a new Ari Aster project, on one hand it’s like, ok the man must be stopped he’s finally gone too far… but on the other (much freakier) hand… let him cook 🙏🏻

Googling the real Von Erich family after seeing The Iron Claw and finding out there was a SIXTH brother who also committed suicide & who doesn’t even get mentioned in the film because there wasn’t enough time I just 😭😭😭

Ramps will change your life. They’re only available for a few weeks a year. Makes dishes absolutely unreal. I know a guy who forages it’s not a big deal