Can’t wait to miss my exit because Apple Maps was too busy showing me a 30 second ad

Friends too!

Ghosting doesn't work on me, I will just assume God just removed you from my life.

In less than 30 seconds mind you 😭

I don’t care where I am, as soon as I hear that Preach by Dolph I turn into a completely different person. Very unladylike 😂

You literally have to not give a fuck. Like simply stop giving a fuck. About anything lmfao

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

Ppl do not read to comprehend and that is the issue. They’d rather be mad at what they THINK you said

Numb x JT on 🔁 #numb

unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant, check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me.

Girl you’re mad about a chair. Lmaooo co workers be funny asf. Like you don’t own it.

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS

This nigga said we like fat bitches not fat dyke bitches. 🤦🏾‍♀️ whyyyyy do I over hear the most craziest shit?!?

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

Respectfully, you’re not entitled to know everything that’s happening in your friend’s life at all times.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew my true calling was calling out of work.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..