Customer: Working hard or hardly working Me:

It's funny how a person can sleep so fast on a chair and finds it hard to sleep on the bed.

I may be ugly but I can wash my face in public and still have same eyebrows😜😂

Well well well... how the turn tables

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Kids every morning getting ready to annoy you

Fuck sex can I lay with you & put a plan in motion so we can get a bigger bag🔌

Sometimes you just gotta be like “it was fun while it lasted” & move tf on wit yo life.

The lil sister always be thicker than the big sister 🤣

I wanna live, not just survive