Oomfluencer saw this on my insta story and didn’t like 📵

If I see more than a nanosecond of Punch on my screen I’m retching and sobbing and choking I can’t handle it

So there’s this cheilitis that’s so angular

Just saw Wuthering Heights… what about all of the pain and torture that I went through??

I still get physically sick when I think about how I got nicotine poisoning from 1 Zyn pouch at a wedding. Had to hang my tux on the bathroom stall hook so I could sweat/hurl for 30 minutes

Told my therapist about the religious psychosis episode I had when I was 18

Liking the thirst trap and unliking after reading the caption

I would be institutionalized if anyone outside my circle of friends heard the voice I use while talking to my cat

Need that mailman to rip me in half longways hole first

#gay #cat

All 50 of my gym crushes are present today

I get so gay (homosexual) off that tequila (oomf’s alt)

No one in the gym knows i feel so gay off that tequila

St Patrick’s Day is the superbowl for a has been who was cool in college

i remember when your oomf caught trade...

Crying in the gym to hemlocke springs

Literally me but Ft. Lauderdale rn 🫡

Project Hail Mary? What about my project, male hairy??

Guys at the gym battling for the stupidest haircut competition I stg

Am I in psychosis or