Me: *completes one (1) single task* My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.

i get overstimulated so fast like just give me a minute please😭

Tanzania threatened to block Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp in the country if Meta refused to block accounts of 3 activists. Meta removed two of them and restricted the third

Leo ni ile siku guys 🥳🥳 Mummy we made it 🥹🥹❤️❤️ #UoNClass2025 #UoNClass2025

ile kujituma nafaa kujituma next year is outrageous...

One of my favourite kenyanisms is " sisi wote hapa ni watu wazima". a statement, threat, boundary, warning and a declaration of war. it really cracks me up 😂

Everytime I blink the laundry basket full again 🙄

Don’t let anyone lie to you. Academic validation is very sweet.

One thing about clubbing with me??? Hatukuenda out kuketi chini please. You SHALL dance. Mandatory.

Once your parents move from "what time are you coming back" to "are you coming back today" you have won the war.

having nieces & nephews so you can return to sender >>>

End Tribalism in Politics You’re allowed to refuse vaccines. Doctors are allowed to refuse running a measles themed waiting room

Kikuyus are about to take over with 'uhoro wa mwaka mweru' hadi May ifike smh.😂

i need stores to bring back the covid queue stickers. guys are standing on top of us

Nikikusomea namba yangu ikiwa tatu tatu alafu wewe urudie ikiwa mbili mbili utaniambia iyo ni ya nani.

Nobody: Me trying to love my enemies as Jesus told me to:

You know an episode is going to be fire when the intro is different 🔥🔥

All my doctor friends be like “I’m doing a fellowship” constantly. Lord of the rings ass career.