Matt Hancock feel 4 u babe. same thing happened 2 me when i worked at build a bear workshop and everyone said i was great but then i got caught in the stock cupboard titting up steve from the tills. call me x x x

Piers Morgan One of the best. RIP

I’ve been in hospitality a looooong time and I’m up at almost 6am wishing Captain Sandy Yawn ⚓ was my boss. Girl you slay!!!

This week, a patient informed her psychiatric team that she was planning to end her life. They told her "At the end of the day, it's your choice". We apologised to her for her psychiatric team having said this. This is still being said to so many patients. Please don't say it.

How to break the ice with your new Turkish housemate? Explain and watch Naked Attraction with them.

your fella messaged Fury on insta to congratulate him after his win

No I’m sorry but not only Hollyoaks cover every issue going on in our lives but watching felix watch his woman become herself. That’s the fucking tv I wanna see

Good fucking job Hollyoaks for doing what you do. You’ve touched so many lives. Thank you xx

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

Binge watching #BelowDeck and just watched Hannah Ferrier - CEO Ocean Int Training Academy get sacked for the CBD pen and vallies. Tbh they’re lucky that’s all there was, because if I had to work with that bunch of snakes, I’d be on the Crystal meth 😂

Merry Christmas to me x x x x

An actor does a panto. #actor #panto #overpricedwandsforsaleinthefoyer

Sorry but @rylan mum is a fucking g unit 😂😂😂

Y’all got to smoke before dinner, after dinner, to sleep, to function in public, ti have sex, and to wash the dishes……y’all sure it ain’t addiction?

How do you cure your depression Rochelle? Watch Trixie Mattel™ repeatedly and relate, then hope that she notices me, you? Xoxoxox

“Any allergies?” “I’m vegan” 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴