That boy Ye is equally traumatized from 1) a near fatal crash and 2) finding these dogs in his front yard.

It’s hilarious that Ye refers to Pete Davidson as “Skete”…. My guy, he’s a comedian and he’s skeetin’ all over your ex wife. Don’t give him fuel for a clap back 😂

Wait, Kyrie isn’t on the 75 NBA GOAT List? Wasn’t he better than Lebron? Wasn’t he the reason the Cavs won a chip? Wasn’t he gonna bring a ring to Brooklyn?

#HollywoodUnlocked got me out here tellin’ my coworkers that the Queen is dead and now they lookin at me like I’m a liar

If you know anything at all about history, Vlad is really pulling this out of the Führer’s playbook

If the Ukraine conflict has taught me anything, it’s that everything has a time and place. Armed civilians have their place in society. They’ve helped defend Ukraine. Cancel culture also has its place in society. It’s helped cripple Russian oligarchs. Everything in moderation.

Ooof, one of my favorite positions I ever held. This motivates me. Let me make some calls and take up another position right quick…

Millennial Dominican households be like…

Jada ain’t bald by choice. She has alopecia. So if someone publicly joked about my wife for a condition that she is currently struggling with, I too would slap the shit outta of a mothafucka and then apologize to the room for having to do that.

Money doesn’t bring joy. It brings options. If poor, your options are few and not any good. But if you’re wealthy, you can become allergic to the struggles that build character. When faced with an adversity, your go-to response is “I don’t have to deal with this. I have options.”

*Drake drops album* Everyone: this album is traaaaash Also everyone a couple days later:

Puttin this into the universe VERZUZ TV VERZUZ Latin

Watching House of the Dragon on a 20 foot backyard inflatable Jumbotron is so dope until your neighbors can hear a Targaryen and a hooker fucking in surround sound.

I 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 call out. I’m 30 and I’ve only done it 2-3 times. I either had a scheduling conflict with my 2nd job or I’m sick to the point I can’t get up. I called out on Sat. to go to mandatory event for my 2nd job. Maisie Williams was at my job during my scheduled shift. FML

“bRo, hE sCoReD a hAt tRiCk”

Me comparing soccer athletes to NBA athletes so my friends can understand what’s the big deal with Messi’s World Cup win and Pele passing away.

Move of Broadway Joe. It’s time for Riverside Rodgers.

VAMOS QUISQUEYANOS! 🇩🇴⚽️#VeranoFutbolero Selección Dominicana de Futbol