heard my gf scream from the bathroom cause the john pork I drew in there a few days ago started to manifest again

sometimes you just have to make the 6-7th century crab from peru

Every fucking one of these documents is like From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: Crimes I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon? Sent From My iPad

Polyphemus looking at Odysseus right before getting blinded by a spear

all roads lead back to the cigarette

i love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

alcol

even with precheck somehow i still get pulled aside in airport security whenever i wear doc martens because they see something in one of my boots. there's never anything there. nothing is being hidden. it's just a microaggression against alt girls i fear

sitting outside in 47° weather with a djarum black and a jack & coke would fix me rn

she's actually perfect once you look past her daily crash outs, jealousy problems, overthinking, mood swings, and all her insecurities

me, attempting to vent: idk like it’s just idk man idk

I asked the universe to send me money and then found this on my walk like some sort of sick cosmic joke

twitter doesn't do the birthday balloons anymore. this could either be because a) i am closer to 30 than 20 and thus no longer spiritually pure of heart or b) elon is a massive cuck

no i fear i need one too 💔

i range anywhere from 38 to 45 lol aphantasia is a bitchhhh

my brain to me every few days

me, while getting on my knees in the restaurant: I wanted to ask you this for quite a while... her: you better not be proposing to me with the sning right now me, after a pause, slowly removing my hand from my jackets inner pocket: haha who'd do smt that dumb

can someone in japan send these to me im on my hands and knees i need to try these so bad