QUESTION: What’s your ultimate goal in life? GUY SPENDING ALL HIS TIME DOING LOW-TIER SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER: I’d love to be the worlds richest man WORLD’S RICHEST MAN: I’d love to spend all my time doing low-tier shitposting on Twitter

I just realized that I own 21 jackets. I have issues.

I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.

I'm trying to search for the movie BULLET TRAIN, but my fingers are clumsy and my phone came up with Mullet Yarn. I think Brad Pitt should make that movie, too: MULLET YARN.

Finally watched The Happiest Season on Hulu. It was SO GOOD! Scratched all my Christmas feel-good itches. Felt like a new Christmas classic to me. Good writing and acting all around. Highly recommend.

Emily the Criminal was so legit. Incredible performance by Aubrey Plaza & Theo Rossi. Highly recommend.

Whoa. Is this a real thing?

I’ve come to realize I’m a die hard Nancy Meyers fan.

Anyone else tired of how the initial attack of drum samples are misrepresents on Splice? A kick sounds great when previewing and then you download it and it sounds way harder and totally different in character.

I just want to live in a Nancy Meyers movie. Is that too much to ask?!?

Wow the native Twitter app is actual garbage.

M3gan was a fun time at the movies. It knew exactly what it was trying to be and wasn’t afraid to lean into the humor, while still being super creepy. Some good Child's Play vibes in there. Highly recommend.

Why is no one talking about CounterSocial as an alternative to Twitter? It has a much bigger user base than Mastodon and functions basically like Twitter, while being a lot less complicated to sign up for than Mastodon. Anyone on there that I know?

You know you’re an adult when you daydream about copper cookware.

I joined Mastodon in an attempt to escape this hell hole that Musk created. Follow me @[email protected] talk.artsculture.media/@varsityblue

I’ve realized that my primary love language is chocolate.