Maybe I’m too old for this kinda shit now but i would much rather die alone then deal with anything as self deprecating as a “situationship”

y’all really pretending like beer taste so good bitch PASS ME THE MF MANGO CLAW

Or eating cottage cheese

He needs to d*e, if he’s willing to go that far even on camera imagine wtf he’d do when there wasn’t any around

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This the kinda of shit that happens in my dreams that make me wake up in a cold sweat

I had a baby daddy with no kids. Shit was overly toxic LMFAO

Lmfao right by my mouth too 😭

I literally only came home to shower and sleep. I was outside! 🤣🤣

Called my friend while he was eating and he said i interrupted his “feeding time” like he’s a fucking hippopotamus

I love thick women, top shelf liquor & steak. I genuinely am no better than a man

He look fine as hell here, hold on nie 😭

Peer pressure successful ✅

Ivy is the cutest fckin name to me lol

Never bend never fold 🤝🏽

There’s some days where i wanna hit the dougie but i don’t know how to so i jus get sad