Siblings with big age gaps are the best. I’m currently living for whatever my 8th grade sister has to tell me

Explained the "he touched ferb and that why he quiet" meme to my 40 year old coworker yesterday and she called out today...

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

Also nobody pointing out Gideon Adlon in the euphoria leaf blower scene is making me sad. If euphoria can come back after 4 years the society can come back after 7.

Fuck the bezos parade but the men are dressed this year I see

Shoutout to ACL for dropping their lineup mere HOURS before I bought tickets to gov ball to see 2 performers. God bless.

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

but why we fuck like that if we not gone be together ?

Whatever you do, do not go back and read those old messages. They will rip your heart out.

Patton Oswalt renaissance coming just one year after Kyle MacLachlan’s ong I’m fed

Need to go see the Michael Jackson movie for the tiny version of me who loved her fedora and cried to MJ videos on the family computer.

I tweeted about you everyday for a year

I love like sza which is why I gotta keep away from you whores

I won’t use my biracial parent to use the word, but all I’m saying is I’m not going in and putting those emojis over it when I’m reposting memes

Is it ableist to tell people they cannot drive their electric wheelchair on the main road?

Me if you even care…