you’ve heard of irish goodbye. now say hello to mexican goodbye (standing outside after saying goodbye and talking for another 30 minutes while your car is running)

Pam Bondi AND Kristi Noem downfall in the same week? Y’all keep me FED.

bitches say pregame and get dog shit drunk 😭😭😭😭.

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

Yall called 30 & up old. Now look who’s getting drafted.

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

If Meryl Streep, at 76 years old, helps push The Devil Wears Prada 2 to a $100 Million domestic opening, you will never hear the end of it from me. Do you guys realize how insane Streep’s box office power still is at this stage of her career? Living. Legend. Get me to May 1st.

Almanya’da Türklerin işlettiği kebap restoranında, sayacı 10. saniyede durduran müşterilere ücretsiz kebap veriliyor. Bir çocuk başardı…

so ur telling me trump, the sitting president of the usa, threatened the pope, the pope said, "check urself before you wreck yourself", and in retaliation trump ai imaged itself as Jesus...? And THEN Iran said, "Mr. pope and co. that's fucked up. not even we would do that bc

This is something to celebrate

tbh i just wanna see people’s dicks because i’m curious

200??? Nah hold out for that $1500

Me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

😭😭😭

So let me get this fucking straight… MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

No bc ion want anyone to know I won